| tom nook: | hey i just met you |
| tom nook: | and this is crazy |
| tom nook: | but here's your uniform |
| tom nook: | so put it on and work at my store to pay off the debt on your small house, after which you'll still owe a buttload of money and the amount you owe will always be raised after you think you're done with it |
| tom nook: | maybe |